And then she told herself, “Stop being so weak. Grow up and get over it.” and then she never felt anything again.
I like the way you think, Coke.
Take the nudes and go, friend
- police officer: you're under arrest for shooting someone in the chest
- me: whoever made the rhyme did the crime(:
- police officer: haha i have to give you credit for that one dude you're off the hook
In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar
i’m just kidding
unless you’re okay with what i just said